High on Fire - Snakes For The Divine

2010; E1 Music

http://highonfire.net/

Is High on Fire's latest opus Snakes For the Divine the right album for you? Take this handy quiz to find out!

1. I am a:

A)Human

B)Beast

C)Demon

D)Creature of Myth

2. For transportation, I use a:

A)Car

B)Steed

C)Caravan

D)Carriage, pulled by the wives and children of men I have slain

3. Tonight I will:

A)Feast

B)Ride

C)Battle

D)Rise

4. This is a completely awesome name for a song:

A)Bastard Samurai

B)Fire, Flood and Plague

C)How Dark We Pray

D)Holy Flames of the Fire Spitter

5. Bring me:

A)My sword

B)Whores

C)His head

D)A jewel-encrusted chalice, plundered from the treasury of Hyperboria, so that I may drink my wine as an emperor does

6. This is important to me:

A)Riffs

B)Knives

C)Drink

D)Seeing my enemies destroyed under my axe

7. HUARGH

A) GOOAAARRRR

B)OOUUURRAAAGGGHHH

C)RRAAAHOOUUUOAAAA

D)BLAAAOOUUAAAAGGGGHH

8. I would like to meet:

A)The Devil

B)Matt Pike

C)A cyclops(so that we may speak of sport and combat)

D)A lord(so that I may slay him)

9. Wenches or glory?

A)Wenches

B)Glory

C)Wenches and Glory

D)Incredible acts of murder

10. H.P. Lovecraft or Robert E. Howard?

A)H.P. Lovecraft

B)Robert E. Howard

C)Books are for those who are learned, those who are foreigners to war, that I may call them coward, that I may take their wives and plunder their homes as they concern themselves with a knowledge of things unconcerning the battlefield, which will give them no aid as my sword sends their jaw clattering onto the floor

D)Whichever has inspired the metalest lyrics

Now for the results!

If you picked mostly A: Get Snakes for the Divine

If you picked mostly B: Get Snakes for the Divine

If you picked mostly C: Get Snakes for the Divine

If you picked mostly D: Get Snakes for the Divine

If you declined to answer: Reconsider the choices that you've made in your life that made it so you wouldn't find any of these answers appealing.

And then get Snakes for the Divine.

-CJ